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I’M SO HERE FOR THIS
Aemond : I’m graduated top of my class and I’m one of the most renowned neurosurgeons in the seven kingdoms.
Helaena: I just got my doctorade in biology, studying the poisonous butterflies of Naath and we are researching posible vaccines for the illness they carry.
Daeron: I just finished my business degree and have scored a position in one of the wealthiest companies of Westeros.
Aegon: Do you or do you not, want a side of fries with your damn order?
Alicent: From now on, overly specific nicknames are banned.
Daeron: What? Why?
Aegon: Is it because of Rat Snitch Aemond The Good Time Ruiner?
Daemon: I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to three in my life. My dragon, my niece and my dying brother. And one of those I regret.
Corlys: Which one?
Daemon: My brother. He survived the infections so now I look like an idiot.
*Headcanon: Aemond can’t hold more than a glass of wine and Aegon knows that perfectly well*
Drunk Aemond, to Luke: Luke has no idea I’m in love with him.
Lucerys: You’re in love with me?
Aemond: Oh, sorry.
Aemond, to Jace: Luke has no idea I’m in love with him.
Jacaerys: You’re WHAT with WHO
Aemond: Oh, sorry.
Aemond, finally to Aegon: Luke has no idea I’m in love with him.
Aegon: Definitely.
Rhaenyra: Okay, Team Black, listen up! As you know, our enemies have a lot of spies, so from now on we’re going to be using codenames! You may address me as Dragon One!
Rhaenyra: Ser Harwin, codename; Been There, Done That.
Rhaenyra: Daemon is; Currently Doing That!
Rhaenyra: Laena, If I Had To Pick A Girl.
Laena: *winks*
Rhaenyra: Syrax; It Happened Once In A Dream!
Syrax: *dragon purr*
Rhaenyra: And my husband Laenor is….Dragon Two.
Laenor: Oh, thank the gods.
-later-
Rhaenyra, about Rhaenys: I’d Be Lying If I Said I Hadn’t Thought About It has arrived.
Rhaenyra: I’m cold.
Viserys: Here, have my cloak.
Aegon, Aemond, Helaena and Daeron: We’re cold too, Father.
Viserys: Damm it, Eggy, Almond, Rhaenyra Two and Darren! I’m not King over the weather!
Lucerys: Mom, I’m so scared, there’s someone in my closet!
Rhaenyra: Luke, you’re old enough to know monsters are not real and do not hide in closets.
Lucerys: It’s not a monster, but I saw someone! Tall, dark and scary!!!
Rhaenyra: You just had a nightmare, look.
Lucerys: No, don’t do that, mom!
Rhaenyra: *opens the closet to prove there’s nothing there*
Rhaenyra: *screams*
Lucerys: *screams louder*
Aemond: *screams even louder*
Aemond: Oh, hey sister.
Viserys: The Small Council has given Daemon two strikes. They are very, very upset with him. So as a disciplinary measure, he is going to have to issue a formal apology. Daemon, have you prepared your statement of regret?
Daemon: I have.
Viserys: Let’s hear it.
Daemon: [unfolds a piece of paper and reads from it] I state my regret.
Rhaenyra: You couldn’t have memorised that?
Daemon: I could not because I do not feel it.